(1) Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai....

    ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.

    Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?

    Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega

(2) Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, 

    Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu?

    Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00

(3) Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his 

    friends.

    I am Sardar and this is sardarney,

    this is my kid and this is my kidney.

(4) Wife: If I die what will u do?

    Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

    Wife: Will u marry again after I die?

    Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai!